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22
Jul 2009
Giler cun ahhh!! Lawa kan rambut curl camni…
Sekali macam Saloma daa…
Ni plak macam Cikgu Adibah
Wiwitt…serabai siot…
Apa daa macam sarang tebuan
Ni rambut zaman apetah
Nak berkenalan?
Anda pun nak juga? Sila la ke Year Book Yourself
26
Feb 2009
Saya tau mesti korang dah pernah tengok Videoclip kat bawah ni..Tapi takpe, kita ulang tayang lagi..Hehe..
Nauzubillah, janganlah saya jadi macam pemandu-pemandu wanita kat dalam videoclip ni. Malu 7 keturunan wohh…
15
Feb 2009
Semalam saya mendapat satu missed call dari nombor 010xxxxxxx. Saya pelik dan tatau siapa yang empunya nombor tu. Jadi, saya pun hantar sms ke nombor tersebut sebab takut ada benda urgent.
Saya : Sape ni?
Pemilik 010 : Ismail
Saya : Ismail mane? Sori, saya tak simpan no ni…
Pemilik 010 : Noni nih siapa?
Huwak huwak huwak..Saya terus migrain dan rasa nak pitam. Bukan NONI la pakcik Mail oii!! ‘Nombor’ ni. Terus saya tak reply dah. Buat ngabeskan kredit aku je pakcik Mail ni la…Haha..Saya suspek, Ismail merupakan seorang pakcik yang sudah berumur dan menulis SMS kepada kawan-kawannya seperti berikut :-
“Hello Ramli. Engkau berada di mana sekarang? Aku nak tanya sama ada kita jadi atau tidak ke warung Milah Janda untuk menikmati secawan Kopi Janda?” (Bodoh betul iklan Kopi Janda tuh!!)
Kalau diterjemahkan kepada penulisan SMS yang ringkas akan berbunyi begini :-
“Beb, ko katne? jd tak nak g warung Milah Janda nak mnm kopi Janda?”
Haha, terima kasih pakcik Mail kerana mewarnai hariku semalam..
12
Feb 2009
Dah lama dapat videoclip ni, tapi baru reti nak tepek youtube kat wordpress….
Lawak siot..cam ******* (isi bintang dengan hurup anda sendiri). Kalau lidah pelat, nilah akibatnye..
Bandingkan pulak dengan dendangan asal Kak Mariah..
Hayati lirik yang sebenarnya di bawah…
Touch My Body (Mariah Carey)
MC, uh, uh, uh In the place to be
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
I know that you’ve been waiting for it
I’m waiting too
In my imagination I’d be all up on you
I know you got that fever for me
Hundred and two
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature’s through the roof
If there’s a camera up in here
Then it’s gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there’s a camera up in here
Then I’d best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
‘Cuz if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
‘Cuz they be all up in my business
Like a Wendy interview
But this is private
Between you and I
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you like my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.
Boy you can put me on you
Like a brand new white tee
I’ll hug your body tighter
Than my favorite jeans
I want you to caress me
Like a tropical breeze
And float away with you
In the Caribbean Sea
If there’s a camera up in here
Then it’s gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there’s a camera up in here
Then I’d best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
‘Cuz if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
‘Cuz they be all up in my business
Like a Wendy interview
But this is private
Between you and I
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you like my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.
I’m a treat you like a teddy bear
You won’t wanna go nowhere
In the life of luxury
Baby just turn to me
You won’t want for nothing boy(Nooo)
I will give you plenty joy
Touch my body
Put me on the floor (throw me on the floor) Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs (let me wrap my thighs, around your waist for just a little taste)
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you like my curves (I know you like it)
Come on and give me what I deserve (Give me what I deserve babe)
And touch my body.
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah (Yeah, yeah)
Oh yeah oh yeah (every little way you like to touch my body baby)
Touch my body (yeah Yeah ooh ooh baby… Oh Oh, ooh ooh baby)
Touch My Body (uh Uh ooh ooh ooh)
Touch My Body (come on Give Me what I deserve… Oh)
